Party Etiquette

With freedom comes responsibility. Though this sentence was meant for a higher purpose, I believe that it should be applied to every aspect of life, including parties. Some things to keep in mind:

1. I recommend having an agreement with a friend to watch out for each other. This agreement should be made before the first sip of alcohol and should address:
       -How much you plan to drink.
       -To make sure that both parties get home safe.
       -What should be done if something goes wrong.
       -Specifications for who's acceptable to hook up with. (Let's be honest everyone looks better with each sip)

2. If you're female I recommend going to the bathroom for a buddy for multiple reasons:

       -Drunk people don't knock usually. Someone should watch the door.
       -Rape is very likely to happen under the influence. And in a bathroom you could be vulnerable.

3. Before hooking up with someone, it's better to find one mutual friend or acquaintance between you two, to ensure your potential one night stand isn't a bat case.

4. Learning your limit is key. There is only a certain amount of times your friends will allow you to puke on them.

5. And finally, don't pass out with your shoes on.

                                                 (photo taken from kryptonflo.blogspot.com)

You have been warned!