It's a gamble... for sure!

The new craze that's spreading across the nation: Chatroulette!

I find this website to be hilarious and creepy all in one fun package. I enjoy the name 'Chatroulette'--mostly because I relate it back to the game. What's the prize? The obscene amount of dick? Maybe not, but no matter what shows up on the other line it's bound to be entertaining in one way or another. I recommend participating in a group of three or more. Some personal experiences:

A man serenaded us with a beautiful tune about watching a girl sleep.

Watching reactions to a picture of cleavage--all were priceless

Dance parties--there's truly nothing better then sharing a love of dance with someone you'll never see again.

Running into someone from the greek system--we get ya bra!

Three college freshmen exposing their manginas. We yelled 'Man-gi-yes man-gi-yes!' They took it out and we responded with 'man-gi-noooo' and nexted them. Hilarious and weird... It's fine.

Running into some friends at the same college. It's a small world after all.

With all things fun, there's always a risk. This could turn into the newest stalker connection line. So follow the rules you were told when internet first became popular (Ew I was alive then that seems weird)  Make sure where you are isn't written in the background or on your clothes. Don't say last names-- It's a hop skip and a jump to facebook. Also, look your best because this is the 'Next Top Model' of the internet I swear. People judge, so be prepared.

Till next time, remember to laugh as much as possible, and be safe!

Risky Business

There are over 4,100 colleges in the United States. Out of these, 25 colleges were listed as "the most dangerous". I am astounded that Fitchburg State College was number 11 on the list. It is hard for me to believe that of all the areas in the country, my small school has been recognized for danger. 

To be fair, things have never been boring at FSC to say the least. Since I have arrived, the following has happened:

1. The science building has caught on fire. I saw the flames from my window.

2. A bank robber being chased by cops crashed into my best friend's car just outside of campus. He proceeded to run and hide in and around campus with a gun. I was in class at the time and people continued to message me and I heard helicopters flying up above. I thought of telling my professor but I didn't know what to say.

3. I saw a car burglary outside my own window.

4. There were two domestic abuse murders this year. (I will not go into detail out of respect for the friends and families. My heart goes out to those involved)

5. I have witnessed two windows shatter, both by bricks being thrown. The second almost hit me-- or it felt that way at least.

6. An eight year old tried to steal my Ipod while I was walking to work. That's really not okay.

7. A night that a murderer was on the loose, my friend and I called for an escort. A campus police officer
 showed up on a bike. He rode behind us, with a spotlight shining. Needless to say, I did not feel safe. I would've preferred a nice bullet proof car, but whatever.

The list could go on. So I guess a lot happens here. I still wouldn't consider this school is top 25 material. I would like to see the reasoning behind their results.

The biggest problem is that crimes aren't truly exclusive anywhere; it's more of a wrong place, wrong time deal. More crimes may happen on campuses, because campuses tend to be in highly populated areas--more people, more crimes.

So I ask all my readers, wherever you are:

Please take measures of safety. Take escorts at night. Lock your door when you leave. If you're having an issue with any sort of abuse, tell someone. And...you know...when you're driving watch out for crazy car chases that involve bank robbers.

Till next time, be aware of your surroundings, and be safe!

Pride and Penetration

Recently at my school, we had an open forum about sex. It was fun, sexy, and truly informative. Through the laughs and gasps, however, there was one piece of information I was not aware of that I feel should be discussed more then it is. 

One night stands, random hookups, no-strings-attached sex, being 'rocked'-- In college these incidents are usually coupled with Thirsty Thursday. But before you get into the sack, there's something both genders should know:

While under the influence, you cannot drive a car, you cannot get a tattoo and you cannot consent to sex. Being intoxicated revokes the right to make contract-- verbal or written. This fact could land either party in jail and on the national sex offenders registry.

I don't mean to be a Debbie Downer. I support any personal sexual decision that doesn't harm others. I just ask my readers to be careful and make absolutely sure your fuck buddy is completely comfortable in the situation. Some things to look out for:

-If you're trying to convince a potential partner to drink more because you think your chances will rise--that's not okay!

-If your partner is having trouble standing--not okay...

-If you're significantly more sober then the other party--please, just don't do it.

These may seem like common sense, but this knowledge may go out the window with every sip you take. And this isn't just for one sex. Guys have it harder in this subject because the world looks at vagina as vagina. They are expected to want sex no matter what. So, is it possible to take advantage of a man?

The answer is yes.

So till next time, please think about what you do and be safe!




(Pee Wee Herman's mug shot)

The Stank

With each generation, taboo subjects are being thrown into the ring for discussion. Sex, for instance, is on the rise of acceptance--whenever and whomever you wish to have it with. Our generation is beginning to realize that personal choices are just that; personal, and may be unrealistic for others. And let's be honest--in college, we live in little rooms close to each other. Also, let's not forget the raging hormones that are sparked by viewing our neighbors in towels. Sex is going to happen.


Now, as a 20 year old female in the time I live in, men and women are almost equal--almost. Some problems still exist, such as sexual positions in society (no pun intended). There are many negative words for sexually active females:

Slut, whore, wench, skank, tramp, hooker, hussy... The list can go on.

This I find completely unfair for various reasons:

1. It takes two to tango horizontally. Think about it.

2. I have experienced more females let down after false promises were made just to get into the sack. So why are there so many negative names for females when it's hard enough to avoid a broken heart?

3. Last time I checked, we can all wear pants now. Women should have the same freedom to express ourselves sexually without wondering what people will think. 

Men don't, at least not to the same degree. The worst insult I can think of that applies to men is one I mentioned above, with man slapped to the front (such as man slut, man whore). So when I thought of which word would describe sexually active men, I thought of the word STANK. Like skank, but with a T. This 't' could stand for 'too much vagina' if you will.

Or, we could act our age and drop the name calling. Don't judge someone for making a different choice then you--or the same one as you for that matter--just because of their sex. 

Till next time, think about what you say--and be safe!